Red White Blue Noodle Headband Flashing Dreads

Greetings, fine citizens! I am George Washingdread, your LED Flashing Dreads Headband of patriotic red, white, and blue! What a splendid day to light up your world in grand style.
As you might observe, my LED colors are a radiant white, as dazzling as the stars in Old Glory! If only our dear General had swapped his drab wig for my effervescent charm, imagine the morale of the troops! Power, you ask? Fear not! I come equipped with three AG13 batteries, and they are replaceable, my friends. Hence, the merriment under my illuminating company never has to end.
Now, don't be fooled by my size. With a width of 12" and noodles stretching from 15" to an astonishing 30", I am like the Delaware River that brave Washington crossed, except I am much more splendidly perched atop your head!
Despite my grandeur, I am as light as a feather, weighing just 0.